I Never Knew "Gay Porn" Could Be So... Inexplicit & Why Is It That Shoe-Shopping always leads to Everything-Shopping?
[Current Mood: pretty happy]
[Currently Listening To: Hey Love - We Are The Fury]

So I haven't updated in what feels like a really, really long time, seeing as the last time I wrote anything I was just finishing summer school - and that feels like a year ago, nevermind a month. I did end up passing summer school with a pretty decent mark (WooT!) and the rest of the summer passed by without too many issues. The only major annoyance was having to visit (dun-dun-DUNNN) The Curtain.
I don't feel like going into detail about "The Visit" because it happened over a month ago and I forgot most of the gory details. All I will say is that apparently her whole family are under the misguided impression that I'm a lesbian that's into gay porn.
Yeah, I know. How the hell can anyone possibly come up with something so far off?
But I can tell you how they got to that conclusion. The lesbian bit comes from me not complaining to her about any boy issues. Apparently not having a "serious" relationship automatically means you're a lesbian who's trying to keep it a secret from everyone in their minds.
But don't laugh yet, where they got "gay porn" from is even more ludicrous.
Apparently, according to the oh-so-intelligent logic of The Curtain's Family (and make sure you follow properly...)
All Anime and Manga = Gay Porn
Yeah, I am being serious. And oddly enough, it came up at dinner when one of her friends came up as a topic. This is the way the conversation went:
The Curtain: blah, blah, blah...friend, *insert name here* -
Curtain's Mother: Oh, her. *insert name here*... That's that friend of yours who's into all that anime stuff -turns to my mother and talks like she's all-knowing because the Curtain has a friend so that obviously makes her a fucking expert in the topic- It's all gay porn you know. We had to buy her a birthday present for some reason so we went to Indigo because she wanted a manga thing and I was disgusted...etc...etc
The conversation went on, but I won't bore you with the details. Basically after I heard "it's all gay porn, you know" I had had enough of their stupidity and semi-lost it - so I presided to attempt to explain that the only gay porn in anime is the Yaoi genre and Fruit's Basket sure as hell isn't Yaoi.
But I stopped myself, and they all went face like this ---> o_O ...
Dots and all.
Anyway, onto school; my semester isn't that bad. The only subject I foresee giving me problems would be my math course, just because I'm not into math at all.
And as for today, because I wasn't working for once (yay!!!) I went, ironically, shopping at a mall to buy new shoes for school. Which, of course automatically led to me buying more stuff like the The Offspring "Greatest Hits" because it was only $10 and a DVD [box set].
That's about all. I promise I'll update more from now on!
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Posted at 6:38 pm by
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